
As I mention below, election season is an exciting time. It can also be a confusing time with all of the important decisions we must make. Thank goodness for Hip-Hop Moguls like P-Diddy who provide guidance and insight during these turbulent times: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_090208/content/01125109.guest.html
#1-Thank you, P-Diddy, for reminding me that in order to be qualified for the Vice President position, one must come from a state that has a significant population of crackheads. Definitely forgot about that important fact.
#2-Thank you, P-Diddy, for reminding me that one must come from a state with a significant crime problem in order to be a qualified Vice President. And all this time I thought that if you were running a city or state with low crime levels, you were doing a good job. Boy was I foolish!
#3-Thank you, P-Diddy, for reminding me how persuasive it is to be repetitive. Your use of the word Alaska 7 times in 30 seconds really drove the point home about how unwise it was for McCain to choose Palin as his Vice President. You must have taken that page straight out of Allen Iverson's book (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI).
#4-Thank you, P-Diddy, for reminding me that you have the power to convince millions, because after all, you are P-Diddy. If you are that persuasive, maybe we should write you in as a presidential candidate and you can be the leader of the free world.
Thank you, P-Diddy, for nothing.








